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The Horrors of Being a Human

Desmond Reed, comics artist

Award-winning cartoonist and illustrator Desmond Reed is best known, perhaps, for his wavy comic character band, The Cola Pop Creemees. While the Creemees may seem cartoonishly happy at a glance, each character has issues they must overcome. Desmond’s latest book, The Horrors of Being Human, from Microcosm Publishing, is a collection of short Creemee’s comics, brought to life through Desmond’s distinctive, fluid cartooning style.

The Reglar Wiglar recently checked in with Desmond to ask him a few questions about the new book. —Chris Auman

Comics Artist Desmond Reed Interview

What is your new book, The Horrors of Being a Human about?

The Horrors of Being a Human is all about a fictional band called the Cola Pop Creemee’s. Told through a series of everyday vignettes, the reader learns about the lives of each member of the group. Much like the first book, my goal for The Horrors of Being a Human was to tackle difficult topics in an entertaining way.

The Horrors of Being a Human comic

Each character is an absolute cartoon, but they are going through very real pain, and I hope that juxtaposition in tone makes it an interesting read! 

After you finished the first Cola Pop Creemees book, Opening Act, you said you felt no joy upon its completion, and you were despondent as a result. How did it feel to complete the new book?

I missed having a project, so I started the Horrors of Being a Human less than a week after finishing Opening Act! I actually just completed a third book as well — I’m insane!

I’ve been on a frantic comic pace for five years and have reached the point where I might actually take a break. I built my whole world around creating comics and three books later… I’m tired!

Is it possible to just be a normal person again? Was I ever a normal person to begin with?

Could these questions (and more) be answered in a fourth book? Stay tuned and find out! 

What do you hope readers get out of The Horrors of Being a Human?

I hope this book can be therapeutic to folks who are going through something difficult. There have been so many TV shows, movies, and novels that have served that purpose for me, and now I hope to do the same with my book!

There is just something about seeing a fictional character dealing with the same thing I am that makes me feel better. Maybe it’s just that it creates enough distance to make it feel manageable? I don’t know! 

Desmond Reed Cola Pop Creemees comic cover

Have you gotten any feedback from people who’ve read the book or past collections, who also suffer from depression?

A lot of people have reached out saying they relate to a certain story or character.

The one who keeps popping up is Henrietta Susan, who is the most depressive of the group and definitely the most consistent vehicle for the sadder stories.

I think the most detailed feedback I got in general was in response to the story Memories, which is included in The Horrors of Being a Human. The story deals a lot with trauma’s role in addiction, and this person told me I was describing their own life – it was a very powerful and meaningful note to receive! 

Cola Pop Creemees Comics

Will the story of the Cola Pop Creemees continue? If so, in what form, and if not, what other projects are germinating in your brain? 

I have just finished what I hope to be the third Cola Pop Creemees book! It is a lot looser and weirder than the first two, and features a really long color section!

Beyond the Cola Pop Creemees… I’m not sure! I did a run of gag comics called “Scumbag” about a strange little guy exploring a world he doesn’t understand… I started working on a horror story and kind of stopped… some attempts at middle grade stories… beyond the Cola Pop Creemees, I’m all over the place!

Desmond Reed's Cola Pop Creemees

In other news, you spent the 2023/24 academic year as a Residential Scholar at MIT. What was that experience like? Did you mentor students? Take classes? Earn a degree?

Being a Residential Scholar at MIT was an incredible experience! I met a lot of great people and loved the campus. I didn’t take classes or earn a degree. My role was to just live amongst the students, be a resource, and host events. I was excited to get some of the students to visit the Massachusetts Independent Comic Expo that year!

In our last interview, you referred to a super secret non-Creemees project. Did that project come to fruition, and if so, what was it?

Alas, it did not. It was a middle-grade graphic novel that never got picked up by the mainstream publishers. Serves me right for trying something unrelated to the Cola Pop Creemees. How dare I branch out! 

Any other super secret projects you can’t talk about… yet?

At the moment, not really! Again, I spent so much time completely devoting my life to art that I feel like I need to be a person again, at least for a little while. I do have that third book to pitch, so there’s always that. I’m also working on a few more attempts at a mainstream middle grade graphic novel, but I think it’s possible I’m just too weird. Oh, the horrors of being a human.

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Banana Peels Not Funny

CAUGHT SLIPPING DEPT.

An Open Letter to People Who Think Slipping on a Banana Peel Is Funny

For too long we have been amused by the image of some clueless schmuck strolling care-free down the street only to slip hilariously on a banana peel. While this may result in peals of laughter, the reality of this comic gag is not so funny. Last year in the US, 556 people were killed or seriously injured after slipping on banana peels that were carelessly discarded on the sidewalk by thoughtless jerks. As a result of stepping on stray fruit wrappers, these unsuspecting jamokes had both legs swept out from underneath them in comic fashion, causing them to land hard on their backsides resulting in painful bruising to their gluteus maximus.

The rise in banana consumption and cell phone usage has further increased these peel-related injuries and fatalities. At B.A.N.A.N.A. (Banana Action to Never Allow Negligent Accidents) in cooperation with H.A.H.A. (Hilarious Association to Halt Accidents), we encourage everyone to do their part. We urge you to dispose of ALL banana peels in the proper waste receptacles. To gag writers and cartoonists, we implore you to stop glorifying this hysterically funny pratfall.

We seek to emulate the success of the Institute for N.U.T.S. (No Unfair Testicle Strikes) which has made tremendous strides in preventing airborne objects from striking men in the pelvic region thereby triggering intense discomfort and forcing us to literally LOL. Let us work together for a safer, less hilarious future.

Jonathan Bananaman, 

Chief Banana Statistician for B.A.N.A.N.A.

7 Tips to Live Cheap

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Tips to Live Cheap

It’s easy living cheap. Just follow these simple tips to live cheap! 

(Originally published in Reglar Wiglar #28.)

#1 Get a Restaurant Gig

One way to ensure daily nourishment is to get a gig in a restaurant. Doesn’t matter what kind of restaurant, 4-star or freakin’ Subway. You will be able to stuff your face every shift if you’re clever and parasites are nothing if not clever. Back of the house (dishwashers, prep and line cooks, etc) is better for free eats. It’s usually harder for waitstaff, especially when owners pit the front of the house (servers, bussers, bartenders) against the back making everyone the enemy. Don’t fall for it. Manja! Manja!

If you are a server/bartender, you can get a hookup if you “feed” the cooks in return. This can come in the form of booze or cash

tips, whichever you feel more comfortable with. The undiscerning disher can also take advantage of the neverending bus tub buffet. Yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is. Yum! If you work in a restaurant and you leave hungry at the end of your shift, you deserve to starve. Coward! Take what’s yours.

#2 Don’t Have Kids

Shorties cost tall cash, so wrap that rascal. Pop the pill. Coitus interrupt yourselves, youngsters. Don’t go forth and multiply if you ain’t got the cash. If you’ve already done gone ahead and had offspring, you HAVE to take care of them, so do that. Too late for you. If you have kids you don’t live with and you don’t pay child support you suck. Judge Judy will deal harshly with you and you’ll deserve it.

#3 Buy Used Stuff

Don’t buy new shit. Ever. New duds, dishware, flatware (forks, knives, spoons) glassware, electronics, furniture: buy it secondhand and get huge savings. Huge! Don’t like the word “used”? How does “pre-owned” grab you? Repeat: Don’t buy new ever. Undergarments and socks, OK fine, big box retail that stuff, but for everything else hit up the Village Thrift, St. Vinny’s, or the Salvation Army. Stay out of those fancy pants vintage stores though. They jack up the price for their “pre-owned” duds.

And don’t forget to hit the alleys on moving day. My friend Holly Hookworm scored a mattress from the alley last week. It’s disgusting, sure, but it’s better than sleeping on the floor.

Drawing of an SUV beside a sign the reads Moron.

#4 Don’t Buy A Car/Sell Your Car

Wanna make your preciously puny paycheck go further? Sell that heap you ride around in. Ditch that hoopty. Ride the friggin’ bus or train or whatever passes for public transportation in your town. Better yet, get a good cheap bike, Bucko. And get a helmet. People who drive hate us bike-riding scum and try to run us over all the time. Rude! If you must own an auto, think small because the bigger your car, the dumber you are. But don’t do that because cars suck. Let me put it in bullet points for you:

• Gas sucks

• Car insurance sucks

• Repairs suck

•Parking and speeding tickets suck

Some d-bag scraping up your paint job in the ALDI parking lot sucks

Was that helpful?

Compact car beside a sign that says Genius

#5 Credit Cards

Credit card companies are hands down, the most evilest of all hustlers. Damn them all to hell forever! Store cards especially. You think 21 percent interest is messed up? It is. Pay cash.

#6 Drink Bad Beer/Do Free Stuff

Drink bad beer. It builds character. Avoid the pricey hipster suds that taste like skunk weed bong water. Also, do free stuff. Free music shows, free days at museums, neighborhood festivals, and stuff that happens in public parks. Do that stuff and not ripoff rock concerts with hefty ticket prices and processing fees. Also, take long walks to… wherever.

#7 Buy Generic

Do I really need to tell you to not buy name brand anything? I do? OK, don’t buy that shit. Buy store brand always. Except for mac and cheese. I strayed once and regretted it. Never again.

BONUS TIP: Live with a Bunch of People

When parasites stick together, we can’t lose. It is so much, much cheaper to live in a den filled with unwashed rent-paying heathens than to go it alone. Studio apartments are a ripoff. They’re expensive and tiny. If you hate other people, go live in the woods. It’s harder to spend money that way. 

I hope this helps all of you little parasites out there. Keep sucking! 

Learn More

Sucky has much more to teach you, boys and girls. Read his advice on how to work while hungover. It’ll make you puke!

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Eddie & The Cruisers Soundtrack

Drawing of Eddie & The Cruisers soundtrack album
Cover by Ken Eppstein
Used Records & Tapes #5 zine cover

The following Eddie & The Cruisers Soundtrack album review by William Patrick Tandy was published in Used Records & Tapes #5 [2025, RoosterCow Press]

Eddie & The Cruisers Soundtrack Album Review

My old man was stationed in Cape May, New Jersey, at the Coast Guard Training Center when Eddie and the Cruisers entered heavy rotation on a fledgling cable network called Home Box Office. The 1983 sleeper tells the story of a fictional Jersey Shore bar band that implodes on the brink of early-‘60s stardom with the disappearance of its enigmatic leader.

Why a family of our comfortable but modest means living in government-subsidized housing had HBO at that time I can’t say; for all I know, it came with the frame. In any case, the network presumably got its money’s worth, playing the hell out of Eddie day and night for months on end, in the process turning a box-office dud into a beloved cult classic. At nine, I pedaled up Pennsylvania Avenue to the on-base PX and dropped my entire allowance on the soundtrack — the first album I ever bought.

Based on P.F. Kluge’s 1980 novel of the same name, Eddie and the Cruisers is a small, character-driven piece by the blockbuster standard of its day, inhabited by a barely known Tom Berenger, Ellen Barkin, Joe Pantoliano, and, in the titular role, newcomer Michael Paré. Director Martin Davidson draws just as much presence from his tapestry of South Jersey backdrops — most notably, Tony Mart’s legendary Somers Point nightclub, where Levon and the Hawks were playing their summer ‘65 residency when folksinger Bob Dylan called with his decision to go electric.

But the Fourth Estate to Eddie’s story, setting, and talent is the soundtrack, arguably the most vital component of any great rock ‘n’ roll movie. Davidson tapped singer/songwriter/producer Kenny Vance of Jay and the Americans fame to serve as the film’s music supervisor. Rhode Island natives John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band had nearly a decade on the East Coast bar circuit to their name when Vance enlisted them to bring the Cruisers’ sound to life.

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The resulting soundtrack is a wonderfully anachronistic brew of early I-IV-V rock standards (“Runaround Sue”), gritty, blue-collar soul (“Tender Years”), and guitar-driven angst (“Season in Hell (Fire Suite)”) befitting a pre-Beatles bar band ahead of its time. Its breakout hit, “On the Dark Side”, put Cafferty and Beaver Brown (named for the paint color of the band’s early practice space) on the national radar, peaking at No. 7 on the Billboard Hot 100 in August 1984. Across the album’s 33 minutes, Cafferty’s lyrics ably straddle the chasm between the sun-kissed romance of youth (“Gears are power-shiftin’ down the old escape road / All the kids are dancin’ as the jockey spins gold / Everybody’s fakin’ that they’ll never grow old”) and the smoldering siren’s call of something more (“Love is a fire, burning / And I want to burn”).

The film intertwines with its soundtrack in unusual ways. Beaver Brown saxophonist Michael “Tunes” Antunes pulls double duty onscreen as Cruisers sax-man Wendell Newton. The Brooklyn-born Vance, who lends his own doo-wop bona fides to tracks like “Those Oldies But Goodies (Remind Me of You)”, also appears in the movie, as Lew Eisen, the Satin Records executive who does not share in Eddie’s creative vision for the band.

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As for Cafferty, fans and critics alike have long drawn thematic and stylistic comparisons to a better-known contemporary: Jersey’s own Bruce Springsteen. Indeed, both men cut their musical teeth in the same Salt Belt honkytonks founded on weekend dreams and shift-work despair. Still, being the voice of Eddie Wilson undoubtedly proved a mixed blessing for John Cafferty. While the movie undeniably brought him wider fame and further film work (including Cobra, Rocky IV, and the 1989 sequel Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!), his plaintive masculinity, for many, continues to conjure images of Paré’s brooding Jersey Shore greaser.

Today, 40 years and a three-hour drive stand between me and that small Jersey Shore town where I bought my first record. Yet, over time, Eddie and the Cruisers has become so much more for me. Of the hundreds, perhaps thousands of albums I’ve purchased over the last four decades, it stands as the only one that I’ve bought on every format that’s come down the pike since — a personal touchstone, of sorts, a direct conduit between who I was and who I am today.

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About William Patrick Tandy

William Patrick Tandy grew up in various locations along the New Jersey Shore, including Manahawkin, Long Beach Island, Ocean City, and Cape May. He has published the award-winning Smile, Hon, You’re in Baltimore! series as well as the storytelling zine Fire Pit under his own imprint, Eight-Stone Press. A graduate of Southern Regional High School, he holds a bachelor’s degree in communications from Stockton University.

Comics by Fran Lopez

I recently became acquainted with a few comics by Fran Lopez. If you don’t know, Fran López is a cartoonist and musician from Buenos Aires, Argentina now living in New York. That’s what he says anyway and I have no reason to doubt the veracity of his claims. The comics of Fran Lopez, I have read, are 5.5” x 8.5” 28-page books printed in black and white.

Each title contains fantastical short stories that may or not be connected to each other. Each dabbles in a bit of magical realism. Or at least suggests that things are not what they seem in an alien sort of way. Lopez’s style is clean lines with short almost morse code pen jabs. This creates a feeling of inanimate objects being slightly animated. As a bonus, each book comes with a risograph print of Fran’s artwork.

Must Be A Happening

Must Be a Happening by Fran Lopez

Must Be a Happening contains two separate stories. The first, “Something Else,” is about a mysterious horse head that appears in the streets of a small, probably fictitious village. “One Thousand Days” is a space traveler’s diary of his time on a distant planet. What happens on the one-thousandth day? No spoiler alerts here.

Buy Must Be a Happening by Fran Lopez from the RoosterCow Store.

Fascination comic by Fran Lopez

Fascination comic

Fascination also features two comic tales relateing to each other in a way that has not been fully revealed. That’s what imaginations are for. “Have YOU Tried the Intergalactic Flavor of Comet Cookies?” stars a woman who is recognized in public as the star of some long ago cookie commercial. Things get weird soon after. “Waiting” is about an otherworldly newborn in an incubator and a mother who is waiting for a certain day to come. Buy Fascination by Fran Lopez from the RoosterCow Store.

Still Making Your Diary Comics?

Still Making Diary Comics

Still Making Your Diary Comics? concerns a cartoonist who finds himself in a creative rut. He once again, turns to mining his life for material. “Write about what you know”, they say. What the protagonist knows, however, is alien babies. Includes a risograph print.

Buy Still Making Your Diary Comics? by Fran Lopez from the RoosterCow Store.

Read 10 Questions with Comics Artist Fran Lopez!

Reglar Wiglar Website Relaunch

The Reglar Wiglar website relaunch happened, people, but don’t call it a comeback. The Reglar Wiglar website has been here for years. The print zine still exists too. And the blogger site is still a thing, although it would be a stretch to say it’s active. It is not active as a matter of fact. Not very, anyway.

Speaking of The Reglar Wiglar Blog, 2025 marks the 20th anniversary of that particular account on that particular platform. You can read the greatest hits of that blog in Reglar Wiglar #26, although supplies of this issue are running low.

At any rate, my point is the RW website is still here. Last year, after a few decades of learning and using Adobe Dreamweaver to create buggy pages, I moved the site to a WordPress platform and here it is.

I can’t promise to stick to any consistent publishing schedule, but I do plan on posting new interviews with comics artists, zine makers, musicians, and other creators, so check back often.

If you’re interested in learning more about the digital history of this zine, read on!

This History of the Reglar Wiglar Online

The first Reglar Wiglar website launched way back in the late 1990s with the impossibly complicated domain name http://members.aol.com/wiglar/index.html (go ahead and click it, I dare yah). There were other impossible-to-remember domain names as well.

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Electronic History of the Reglar Wiglar

1996 Reglar Wiglar gets its first email address, regwig@aol.com, which was changed to wiglar@aol.com in 1997 for some reason. 

1998 The first website is uploaded to the Internets. It mostly consisted of a homepage, an image of the RW#8 cover (which took a ridiculously long time to load via dial-up), and almost no links.

2001 A new hosting provider was found resulting in a new easy-to-remember web address: home.earthlink.net/~wiglar.

2002 The domain reglarwiglar.com was officially registered.

2005 The Reglar Wiglar blog debuted and featured many inside jokes and now-broken links to bored-at-work content and probably Myspace profiles.

200? Speaking of Myspace, there was undoubtedly a Myspace account created at some point.

2020 Well over 1,400 posts have been published with over 150,000 views (probably not a good 15-year stat, but whatevs) 

2025 Will the blog survive into a new decade? Probably not, but, as I’ve mentioned several times, the website is still a thing that exists in the world.

From the Intro of Reglar Wiglar #26 Print Zine

Reglar Wiglar #26
Reglar Wiglar #26

In 2005, Myspace was sputtering as Facebook had begun its ascendancy. Weblogs had been a thing for almost a decade but Google’s purchase of the Blogger platform in 2003 really gave it a kick in the pants and allowed any schmo the chance to set up a blog and start publishing in a matter of minutes. Not ones to sit idly by whilst the bandwagon rumbles past, RW jumped on in 2005 when Soggy Sprinkles set up the Reglar Wiglar blog, titled The Reglar Wiglar Electronic Text-Based Humor Simulator with the subtitle “& New & Reviews Depository (Warning: May Include Poetry)”.

From the first post on March 25 of that year “If there’s such a thing as an anti-climatic beginning this could be it. I’m sure it’s going to be a lot of fun or something.” That bit of pseudo-hipster cynicism would be a central theme of the blog until present times.

For the intellectually curious, the Reglar Wiglar blog still exists, but for how long is anyone’s guess. To celebrate 15 years of incredibly sporadic postings, here are the “best” blog posts of the last decade and a half.

As always, I hope you get a good swift kick out of it.

So cynical. What resulted was many posts. Apologies to the Chicago Reader who unknowingly paid me to post these pointless missives while sitting in front of a computer screen as the classified advertising business dried up and died before our very eyes. Sad. The blog still exists. Blogger still exists. It’s likely a graveyard for similar ideas.

Comic and Zine Round-up #1

The zines and comics in this roundup are on loan from the RoosterCow Store where they are available for purchase. They are also available from the individual publishers and/or creators. So, without further ado, here’s the Comic & Zine Round-up #1:

Comics by Brandon Lehmann

Comics by Brandon Lehmann

If you follow Brandon Lehmann on Instagram, you’re probably familiar with the themes of existential dread found in his mini-comics. For example, in his book True Cat Confessions, a feline protagonist must find a place to poop in an unfamiliar environment. No easy task it seems. In Zombie’s First Time, a newbie undead man deals with a moral quandary as he contemplates consuming human flesh. We’ve all been there.

Brandon Lehmann comics

I’ve read several of Brandon Lehmann’s comics in the past year or so. They appeal to me for several reasons. I like the art because it’s neat and clean. It suggests order, sanity even. However, the subject matter is anything but. You can usually depend on Brandon to deliver a slightly disturbing theme and a twisty, if not outright twisted, ending.

For example, in Dog Restuarant, we wonder who the patrons of this themed restaurant are and what or who is on the menu. The resulting tension builds throughout the comic until the eventual big reveal (No spoilers here).

Other titles, such as Some Random Guy Falls into an Abstract Nihilistic Misery Hole deal with the theme of falling into an abstract nihilistic hole, as many of us have at some point in our lives.

The collaboration with Marc Palm, Florida Man, is a quick tale of the titular character’s efforts to sell tickets to heaven so he can access drugs in space.

You’ll find the titles mentioned above, and several more comics by Brandon Lehmann in the RoosterCow store.

Read an interview with Brandon Lehmann.

Zines by David Hankins

Sunflowers zine by David Hankins

Dave Hankins makes interesting zines about interesting subjects. He’s created information-packed zines about Vincent van Gogh, elephant-shaped buildings, movies starring gorillas, and the ‘66 Batmobile, to name a few.

Dave also has a series of mini zines called 13 Facts for which he researches, then presents a baker’s dozen truths about persons such as Dolly Partin and Eddie Cochran and the movie Repo Man.

I find Dave’s zines, both the minis and the longer titles, to be welcome distractions. They are mood elevators, much more than any social media post of a puppy or kitten could be. Well, maybe not much more, but it’s better than doom-scrolling social media. That’s my point.

Hankins also makes linocuts, rubber stamps, stickers, postcards, children’s books, comic strips, cartoons, and punk music, much of which he sells through his online store LazerAttack.com. You can also find zines by Dave Hankins in the RoosterCow Store.

Read an interview with Dave Hankins.

Lucky Scout Cap Comic by O. Stevens

Lucky Cap Scouts comic

I love the color of this book from Olivia Stevens. The whole thing is straight-up eye candy. In fact, it’s a bit like staring into a big bowl of jelly beans. Like many titles from Silver Sprocket, the book includes a sticker sheet that you shouldn’t eat, but you’ll want to.

Lucky Scout Caps are collectible toy dolls, by the way. They are the kind of tchotchke that serves no practical purpose except to be gazed upon as they sit on your desk or bedside table. That said, these particular collectibles aren’t so static. They become animated and are prone to accidents and mischief-making and that’s the story.

Order Lucky Cap Scouts by O. Stevens.

Read an interview with O. Stevens.

Skin Deep Comic by Flo Woolley

Skin Deep comic

Flo Woolley is a comics artist and illustrator living in Leeds, England, UK. She creates art that centers on fantastical worlds and characters. She often explores themes of queerness in her work, usually with a touch of the post-apocalyptic and futuristic. Her recent comic book (published by Silver Sprocket) is a 32-pager set in a nocturnal dance house. While it is full-color, most of the colors are shades of green and gray. It’s eerie and cool. Buy Skin Deep by Flow Woolley from the RoosterCow Store.

Read an interview with Flo Woolley.

Moral Fiber #20 – The Movie Comic by Chris Pernula

Moral Fiber zine

Issue number 20 of Chris Pernula’s Moral Fiber comic (or is it a zine?) is a 56-page sketchbook done in full color. While the full title of this issue is Moral Fiber, The Movie (Novelization) there’s no discernable plot line that I can tell. Instead, the book is filled with portraits of odd and sometimes monstrous characters.

This is the first issue of Chris’s zine I’ve read so I couldn’t tell you if the rest are of a similar ilk. I’m guessing they are at least as bizarre and it’s a bargain at three bucks. Order Moral Fiber from the RoosterCow Store.

American Nature Presents #1

American Nature Presents

American Nature Presents #1 is a newsprint publication showcasing comics the publishers think you should know about. It’s done in collaboration with the Santos Sisters crew of Greg & Fake, and Marc Koprinarov (read an interview with those cats here).

In the premier issues, readers will find a new Santos Sisters adventure, plus work from Josh Pettinger, Rich Tommaso, and Stefano Fortis. Also included are articles by various contributors and an interview with Elias Ortiz on the state of comics in Mexico. This isn’t a highbrow criticism of comics ala the Comics Journal. Nothin’ like that. It is, however, a celebration of comics and it’s only six bucks for criminy’s sake. Order a copy of American Nature #1 from the RoosterCow Store.

Read an interview with the Santos Sisters creators.

5 Tips to Name Your Indie Band

Indie Band Naming Guide

After 1,000 years of rock and roll, it’s getting harder and harder to come up with unique and clever band names. Use the Reglar Wiglar Band Naming Guide below to help you and your scruffy indie rock pals name your indie band. 

By Chris Auman

TIP #1: Add an Extra Consonant or Vowel

To give your band that clever twist (and to help you search for yourself on Google) try introducing a few extra consonants or vowels into an otherwise ordinary noun. Where? Anywhere! This method expands on the popular one-word band names of the nineties by giving it a 21st-century twiist.

Examples: Stadiium, Tooothbrush, Clevver 

5 Tips to Name Your Band: Wavves band

TIP #2: Use the Word Magic

This is pretty self-explanatory: take the word “magic” and stick it in your band name. Anywhere. Also works with “crystal”.

Example: Maggikk Toaster

TIP #3: Misspell Shit

Purposely misspell your band name with a wink and a nod to the kids. This technique (or gimmick) sends the message: “Yeah, we know it’s spelled wrong, we did that on purpose. We could give a flying fuck what the grammarians think. They’re too old to understand anyway.” Magic is a good word to use and it also incorporates TIP #2: Use the Word Magic in your band name. Try pairing that word up to modify an ordinary household object, like a toaster:

Examples: Magick Muffin Krystal Bookcase 

TIP #4: Add Emoticons and Keyboard Commands

Why not try adding a keyboard command or shortcut to the mix? You can use a straight-up PC command:

Ctrl+Alt+Del

or for Mac:

Command-Option-Esc

WARNING: Mac users: make sure you save any changes before attempting this one! Here’s a particularly awesome keyboard command name: altX+altJ+altX which renders this little baby right here:

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Alt-j band photo
Photo by Jory Cordy

TIP #5: Pick an Animal Name

OK, this one may be a bit played out at this point, but some people haven’t gotten the memo yet, so if you are an animal lover, we say go for it. A good trick is to pick an animal and then incorporate an animal body part.

Use this diagram:

[your favorite animal] + [body part]

For example Giraffe + Neck = Giraffe Neck i.e. great band name!

Deerhoof band photo
Deerhoof

Try Them All!

Now that we’ve given you some good tips to get started, you can experiment with your own band names. Let us know what you come up with and don’t be afraid to try them all on the same awesome band name.

Example: Maggik Krystal Horsse Ballls 😉

Have fun! 

More!

Read interview with real indie bands here!

All New Henry & Glenn Comics and Stories #1

All New Henry & Glenn

All New Henry & Glenn Comics and Stories by Tom Neely [Microcosm Publishing]

The Henry and Glenn theme has evolved a bit since its creation by the Igloo Tornado Collective two decades ago. It’s still a very funny comic lampooning the hypermasculinity of two punk rock icons, but it also works outside of that context. It exists in its own universe and it’s a world that just happens to be populated with a satan-worshipping Hall & Oates. I mean, that’s obviously fiction, right? Those two definitely do NOT worship Satan together anymore, what with the lawsuit and all. And anyway, truth is always stranger than fiction.

Henry & Glenn comic

All New Henry & Glenn Comics

At any rate, this is the first H&G in ten years and it presents an all-new serialized story. The debut issue of the series is “Chapter 1: I Don’t Want to Be Buried.” Here Henry is plagued by nightmares of his deceased cat Lemmy. He interprets these nocturnal visions as a sign that it’s time to get a new feline companion. Glenn hips him to a pet-finding app (Pet Frindr) and soon Henry has a new cat in his life. He names his new hairless pal Iggy, natch.

Called away to shoot a movie in Las Vegas, Henry asks Glenn to watch Iggy in his absence. Iggy has other ideas and torments poor Glenn. Chaos ensues, but I’ll spare you the details of this story as well as its cliffhanger ending. You’ll have to jump back on the Henry & Glenn train and find out for yourself.

All New Henry Glenn excerpt

This issue also features a centerfold pinup “I Want Your Skulls” by Neely and a second B&W strip titled “True Tales of Henry and Glenn Forever.” In this autobiographical strip, Neely reveals his encounter with Samhain drummer London May. In a moment of what is perhaps serendipity, but more likely bad karma, Neely finds himself seated next to the goth rocker on a flight from Baltimore to L.A. As the conversation turns to their respective occupations, Neely reveals himself as the creator of Henry and Glenn series. London struggles to come to terms with it for the rest of the journey.

This issue looks great as always and is as fun and clever as its many predecessors. The back cover pinup by Justin Hall is a nice touch as well. —Chris Auman

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MoonBanana by Adam Kane

MoonBanana Adam Kane.

MoonBanana #2: Drawings from Over There Adam Kane [self-published]

MoonBanana is an 8.5 x 11-inch book that collects black and white drawings and comics created by Boston-based cartoonist Adam Kane. Issue number two continues with the MoonBanana title although the “MoonBanana” strip makes only a few appearances.

Adam Kane drawing

Drawings from Over There

MoonBanana #2, the “collected comics, scribblings, and squigglings,” as Adam calls them, includes a strip about a songbird who gives a warning of impending apocalyptic doom. Humans admire its tune, unaware of the meaning behind it.

The Great Nardini appears in several features including one where his greatness “delivers” a child made of hairball and soap. This gnarly offspring hitchhikes his way to Montana and then gets a job as a dishwasher in a saloon. He falls in love with a waitress and, well, it only gets more bizarre from there.

Other strips include “Insomi-Anne,” “The Details of a Sunset” and “One Wistful Summer with Mr. Pudd”. The latter tells the tale of teenage driving lessons with the wise Mr. Pudd. Mr. Pudd is not very wise at all it turns out. In fact, he cares more about TV show Shark Watchers than he does about driving instruction. Nevertheless, he has the narrator’s utmost respect.

And of course, there are the “MoonBanana” strips. In these, the protagonist, along with his disinterested dog Bixby, obsesses over the banana-shaped moon, as one does.

Adam Kane comic strip
Excerpt from MoonBanana #2 by Adam Kane.

Some of the strips in this issue appeared in the comics fanzine Spread Love as well as the comics anthology newspaper Scarfff. Adam created these strips in 2022 and 2023.

Adam intends to publish a MoonBanana issue annually, even though the namesake strip may not continue. No sense in giving up a great name, even if the scope of the project changes.

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