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Donald Trump Record Reviews

Justin Bieber’s “Confident” featuring Chance the Rapper

Justin Bieber featuring Chance the Rapper
“Confident”

This is Justin Bieber singing? I don’t know, sounds kind of wimpy. Is this him singing? He’s a good singer. Let’s face it, this kid is very, very talented. Does this make me a Belieber, if I listen to this? Am I a Belieber now? George is a Belieber. No, George isn’t a Belieber. I can’t see George listening to this. You like this, George? George doesn’t like Belieber music.

Wait, what is this, rapping? Is this a rap? Chance the Rapper? Never heard of him, but I have heard of Justin Bieber. “Confident.” I can relate to that because in business you have to be confident. I have been very, very successful in business because I am very, very confident. I have terrific confidence and I have made a lot of money. A lot of money.

I don’t get this music though, but this guy has been very, very successful so he must be very, very smart. I’ve been very successful in my business, so I know what it takes to reach a very high level of success. People get on Justin Bieber because they’re jealous. I know what that’s like. Only a loser would criticize someone for reaching a very high level of success. I told that to Miley Cyrus. They’re just jealous.

I can’t understand the lyrics, but I’m sure they’re terrific. We’re gonna get Justin on Celebrity Apprentice. He’ll do it too. He’s smart. He won't get fired either. He might. He might get fired. We'll see.

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Originally published in RW#23, 2014

RW #22

In this issue:

Jobs Part 2

Dishwasher

Law Clerk

On the Line

Phonathon

Movie Usher

Life on the Mississippi

Northside Pimp

Suffering for Art

Ugly Bar

Fast Food

Help Wanted

Dish Care Representative

Forgotten American Music Masters

Seedy Jeffries

Hungover Poetry

Wobble Your Stack

Walk Like a Boss

The History of Music

Guns 'n' Roses: GNR Lies

Men at Work: Business as Usual

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