A Select Discography of releases by
THE WOODROWS
Run, Woodrow, Run (RoosterCow) 1980
Shit or Get off the Pot (RoosterCow) 1980
Snake in the Grass (RoosterCow) 1980
Ganja Stomp (RoosterCow) 1980
Tar Eater (RoosterCow) 1980
Beer, Brat & Broads (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Drunk (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Burn the Fucker Down (Live) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Goin' East (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Acid Days (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Naked (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Last Chance for the Last Chance (Live at the Last Chance) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Punk's not Dead (It Was Just in Rehab) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Beer, Brats & Broads II (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Grab Ass: The Ballads (RoosterCow) 1982
All F'd Up (Really Rad) 1982
Stoned to the Bone (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Drunk Tank (Woodrow Hill) 1982
All F'd Up & Naked (Really Rad) 1983
Scroggin' (Woodrow Hill) 1984
The Metal Years 1983-1983 (Metalli-Sized) 1983
Terry's Got a Boner (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Beer, Brats & Broads III (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Did the Crime, Fuck the Time (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Crime Doesn't Pay PSA State of Wisconsin Correctional Facilities Recording Studios)
1984
Underage Drinking is Against the Law and You Will Be Prosecuted PSA State of
Wisconsin Correctional Facilities Recording Studios) 1984
Just Say No to Drugs (Like We Should Have) PSA State of Wisconsin Correctional
Facilities Recording Studios) 1984
Drunk, Broke, Naked & Free (RoosterCow) 1984
Stick Fight (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Dead Drunk & Naked (Woodrow Hill) 1985
Sellin' Out Ain't Easy (Woodrow Hill) 1985
We're Not As Think As You Stoned We Are (RoosterCow) 1985
We Don't Have a Drinking Problem, We Drink, We Get Drunk, We Fall Down, No Problem
(RoosterCow) 1985
Cat in a Bag (Woodrow Hill) 1985
Jail Sucks (Woodrow Hill) 1985
The Woodrows, MotherScratcher Live (Really Rad) 1985
Heavy on the Funk (Furball) 1986
Dead on Funk (Furball) 1986
Ain't Funkin' Around (Furball) 1986
Funk it Up (Furball) 1986
Fuck Funk, Funk Sucks (Woodrow Hill) 1987
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol I (Woodrow Hill) 1987
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol II (Woodrow Hill) 1988
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol III (Woodrow Hill) 1988
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol IV (Woodrow Hill) 1989
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol V (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol VI (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol VII (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol VIII (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol IX (Woodrow Hill) 1992
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol X (Woodrow Hill) 1992
Raised on Ritilin (RoosterCow) 1987
Get Us out of Jail Free (RoosterCow) 1987
We Need Money (RoosterCow) 1987
Probation Schmobation (Woodrow Hill) 1987
We've Come for Your Pets (Woodrow Hill) 1987
Rok All Night (Metalli-Sized) 1987
We've Fallen . . . And We Can't Get Up (Woodrow Hill) 1987
Christ is Lord (Woodrow Hill) 1988
Church of the Woodrows (Woodrow Hill) 1989
Devil Music and Cheap Gin (Woodrow Hill) 1989
Beer is a Buck but the Acid is Free (Live) (Woodrow Hill) 1989
Let's Do Lunch (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Blow Us (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Alernative Muzak (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Grunge's Been Good to Us (Sub Pop) 1990
10 Year Bender (Ain't Gonna Stop) (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Seven Inches of Love 7" EP (Woodrow Hill) 1991
Color Me Horny (Really Rad) 1991
Road Drinkin' (Woodrow Hill) 1992
Grin and Bear it (Woodrow Hill) 1993
"Everythings Alright" b/w "Rock Tonight" 7" (Woodrow
Hill) 1992
Jail Ain't Shit (Woodrow Hill) 1993
Ska Ska Ska! (Ska Records) 1993
Skatin' Skank & Ska (Ska Records) 1993
Rude Dude (Ska Records) 1993
Ska is our Business . . . And Business is Good (Ska Records) 1993
The Almighty Ska (Ska Records) 1993
Fuck Ska, Ska Sucks (Woodrow Hill) 1993
You Might Think We're Sexy but All We Want is You (Woodrow Hill) 1993
Meatloaf on the Brain (Woodrow Hill) 1994
You Got My Pants, Man? (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Drunk if We Do, Drunk if We Don't (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Misdemeanor THIS (Really Rad) 1994
Cops Suck (RoosterCow) 1994
Hangover Helpers (RoosterCow) 1994
"I Voted for Clinton" b/w "Fuck the G.O.P." split 7"
w/MotherScratcher (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Lights Out (Live '95) (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Fried Bologna Box Set (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Drunk as Shit Box Set (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Super Atomic Pelvic Thrusters (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Ganja Stomp Box Set (Woodrow Hill) 1995
This One's for G.G. (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Grunge's Not Dead (It Was Just in Rehab)
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. I (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. II (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. III (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIII (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1992
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1992
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1993
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1993
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1994
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Leave it to Marvy to Eat a Beaver (Woodrow Hill) 1996
Ripped (RoosterCow) 1996
Courtesy Patrol (Woodrow Hill) 1997
In the Bag (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Sweet, Sweet Redneck Hillbilly Music (OFF-White) 1997
Woodrows 2,000 (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Road Loadin' 1 (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Road Loadin' 2 (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Momma Weren't No Whore (Woodrow Hill) 1998
Woodrow Dance Party Fever Vol. 1 (Remixes) (Globule) 1998
Count Down to the Apocalypse (Everybody Dance) (Globule) 1998
Do the Woodrow (Globule) 1998
Woodrow Trivia
Test Your Knowledge of Woodrow Trivia with Woodrow Trivia
1) In 1986, after the first of many near fatal drug overdoses, Toby decides to join the "staight-edge" movement. How long did he abstain from drugs and booze? BONUS: Which Woodrows record reflects Toby's short-lived, straight-edge philosophy?
2) How many times has Erin quit the band?
3) In 1987, Marvy was arrested in Chicago following an altercation with which well-known rock star? BONUS: How many times has Marvy been arrested?
4) On what Woodrow album cover has the quartet posing nude? BONUS: Which member is the most well-endowed?
5) In 1988, Toby was shot outside a gig at a roadhouse in rural Wisconsin. Who was the would-be assassin?
6) Which Woodrow is a vegetarian?
7) Which band member released a solo record? What was the title of the album? BONUS: Why was he arrested soon after the album was released?
8) Which Woodrow ran for political office in the late '80s? BONUS: On what platform did he run?
9) Who is the only unmarried member of the Woodrows? BONUS: Who has sired the most offspring?
Answers:
1) Toby's short lived abstinence from drugs and alcohol lasted approximately four hours. Friends close to the band say that Toby never officially sobered up in the interim but no one could remember seeing him physically drinking or doing drugs. The album that reflects his waning S.E. philosophy was "I'm Just Straight-edge, Except for the Pills, I Need the Pills, They're Prescription".
2) Erin has quite the band forty-three times in twelve years. He quits annually on April 15th. The longest he has remained out of the band is one hour--fifteen minutes of which the classic Woodrow album "Fuck Erin" was recorded.
3) In October of '87, Marvy was arrested at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago for allegedly throwing a scone at recording artist, Bono, striking the singer in the back of the head and causing hin discomfort fr the duration of the flight. Mavy has been arrested twenty-seven times.
4) The Woodrows appear naked on the covers of "Naked", "Drunk & Naked", "Dead Drunk & Naked", "Dead Drunk, Naked & Broke", "In the Drunk Tank Dead Drunk, Naked & Broke", "Broke & Free, Dead Drunk Naked and Broke".
5) A disgruntled member from the rival rock band, Bastard's Holiday, Billy Bastard, stalked the Woodrows on a thirty show, three day Midwestern mini tour. Claiming that the Woodards ripped off his band's music and lyrics as well as the band's image of being "booze guzzling, drug gobbling heathens, indiscriminate in their choice of bedmates." Billy Bastard pumped fifteen rounds into Toby's right buttock with a BB gun, which he had purchased at a local Farm & Fleet only hours before the incident.
6) All of the Woodrows are vegetarians.
7) Marvy was the only band member to release a solo record. The album was called "Reflections" and was a musical autobiographical account of Marvy's life up to that point.
8) Ricky ran for mayor of Antigo, Wisconsin in the 1990 election running on the Chemically Dependent & Physically Abusive Freak ticket. His stance on drugs and crime so frightened the population of Antigo, that five times the number of registered voters cast their ballots against him.
9) This one is kind of a trick question. Marvy
is the correct answer for the first part as well as the bonus question. He is
unmarried and has twelve known legel responsibilities nationwide.