ONE WORD HOROSCOPES
December 23 - January 20
Are you a Capricorn? Is that how your star sign shines? Yes. Ever butt heads with someone? Are you resourceful, ambitious and patient? You are a Capricorn. If someone messes with you, they're gonna get the horns. Am I right about that? So here's your one word horoscope, baby:
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